Happy Weight

if-your-girl-dont-gain-a-lil-weight-while-she-2486355They say you gain weight when you in a happy relationship, I never really understood this theory. In my case, I have been dating this guy for coming up on  a year and have gotten unsolicited comments on getting thicker or putting on weight.

I know I’m putting on some extra because clothes that fit don’t fit no more. LOL, I have to go up a size or wear stretchy clothes.  I wish it was my cheeks because I wouldn’t mind that, but when they coined the saying “Thick Thighs Save Lives” y’all clearly missed the memo of chafing and messing up a good pair of jeans because of your thick thighs. Don’t mind me, I’m venting just a little. Muffin top is not sexy depending on who you ask. I brought some muffin top control panties, now either I brought the wrong size or idk, because all they do is roll down. LMAO, I promise this post wasn’t meant for comical relief.

 

But how many buy into the happy relationships cause people to gain “happy” weight?

 

 

 

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Monday Blues

Maybe I need to rethink drinking so much in the middle of the night knowing I have to be to work! But it’s his fault:

Well not his fault, I blame Game of Thrones and my excitment for drinking to much. Needless to said it had me at work burnt out (maybe still drunk). My stomach talking to me in a languages I can’t comprehend. Food doesn’t taste like anything. 😂😂😂 Don’t laugh too hard me. I’m just tryna get my life in order and make it another house and go home to my bed. I can’t today, maybe tomorrow. I need to make better life choices.

Testimony 

Yesterday, while at BJs I ran into my old work first program director. We got to talking and she said she was proud of me and I should come check out their new facilities and share my story. Most don’t know but I was homeless for quite a while and leaned toward welfare for help. Of course the lady assumed I was lying and threaten to put me and my daughter in a shelter. I ended up at Homefront FPC at The School for the deaf, which is where I attended this work first program. I learned how to use Microsoft office, got a place to live (ny 1st apt on stuyvesant ave) and then found a job at the Old Navy in Hamilton Market place it was just opening up. Left due to no steady hours, went back to welfare and joined another WF program and got in the state of nj as CWEP (Unpaid intern) for a 1 1/2 and got hired permanent in 2009. Been on my own since my first apt and left welfare behind. I said all that to say this, everyone needs help and you shouldn’t be ashamed, understand where you been and where you are now. Be proud of yourself and thank God! I been working every since. Maintaining my household and raising my kids as best I can, so before you judge me understand that that’s just a piece of my story and it doesn’t define me. 

Eye Candy: Kofi Siriboe

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